By The Editor, Ross. McGee
Dateline: March 10, 2017 , Stankenrose, Texas.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
In commemoration of President Donald J. Trump’s 100th day as President, The Stankenrose Gazette hereby initiates the hashtag #RazzberriesForTrump . If you want to participate in this send up, follow these simple steps:
1. Learn to do a razzberry! Its easy, but there may be a few out there who don’t know how. You can find a short instructional video at the link below:
2. Do a selfie performing a razzberry. This is where the creative juices (and saliva) flow! Go all out! Bring your “A GAME” to the razzberry universe. Profanity is not encouraged, nor is it necessary. So for Chrissake, watch you pho king mouth, asswipe. Grow up and discover other fucking words for change. Use your mouth. Not the drivel that exudes from it. Let’s show our outrage with dignity, class and absurdity.
3. Edit it and make it short and sweet.
4. Post it!
For maximum effect everybody should post their video it on the same day, with no cheating! Or lying. Razzberries can’t lie, so I don’t worry about this too much. My only concern is fake razzberries, which will be soundly rejected. And the date is (drumroll please):
April 30, 2017
Post your video on your favorite social media channels (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Reddit, etc.) with the hashtag
You might be tempted to use #raspberriesfortrump or some other similar one, especially if you’re a stickler for correct spelling. Please DON’T, because would act to dilute the effectiveness of the first, genuine hashtag. It was introduced AFTER our authentic hashtag
Join in this fun and meaningful way to use the rights that are YOURS by Bill Of Rights of The U.S. Constitution. It’s the free, legal, and ridiculous way to show Your President how you really feel.
Nobody wants to wake up on his/her 100th day as top dog, to be greeted by a barrage of profanity! But RAZZZZZZBERRIES? Who knows what effect that will have? That’s not a rhetorical question. I’d really like to know. Which is why I started this!
DON’T JUMP THE GUN! Get your video ready! But don’t post it yet. Not until April 30,2017
Don’t get left out! The thought in everybody’s mind soon will be:
WHO CAN I GET TO DO A RAZZBERRY FOR THE PRESIDENT?
Say it loud, say it proud!