This morning, I got up and walked in the bathroom, as usual, and noticed something rather strange and wonderful. My toothbrush was in exactly the same position that I left it in 8 hours previously. EXACTLY! The angle was the…
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Short Order Guy
SHORT ORDER GUY (sung by male) Song by Greg McGee Feb 6, 2017 – July 6, 2018 CHORUS Well, I gave her my heart, she used it for hamburger. Offered me up some lies. She consumed me with relish, I…
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I hesitate to post this one because the performance is shakey. I’d just started singing and playing again after a long hiatus due to a broken hand and fractured heart. But, its a really good song, I think. What do…
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Why doesn’t anybody listen to me?
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The TV Series with Another Angle on Life. What you got here is a sizzling, snarky superhero movie starring God. And Jesus. They live up in this ramshackle bachelor pad called heaven. Bohemian, but classy. There’s this ridiculous planet, Earth,…
Continue...Money From The Clouds Script Wins Beverly Hills Screenplay Competition Award AND 2018 Moondance Film Festival Award!
NEWS RELEASE: MONEY FROM THE CLOUDS KEEPS ON WINNING AWARDS! I call this one the perfect movie. But that’s because it’s all about sailing, which I dearly love. Better yet, it’s absolutely infested with pirates! Mean, scurrilous, murderous, modern-day…
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This is about “girl power.” Why can’t a girl enter pro rodeo as a bull rider, on the same ticket as the boys? You don’t think they’re mean enough to out ride a cowboy? Guess again. The script is finished,…
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I wrote this in response to the Supreme Court ruling that corporations have all the rights and privileges as people (Citizens United.) I don’t know what to do with it, but it’s pretty funny. Almost as absurd as the ruling…
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This was my “12th Day Of Christmas” song for 2017. I was still cringing from Trump’s decision to pull out of the Paris Climate accords, and reeling at his selection of Scott Pruitt, a self-described “climate change skeptic,” to lead…
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From “Even Cowgirls Get The Blues,” by Tom Robbins. Another way of saying this starts out with “For God So Loved The World—” Same concept, different writer. And if the concept of gods are outside your scope, John Lennon took…
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I have a problem. By Greg McGee, September 22, 2017 I’m sitting here trying to come to grips with the implications that were delved into in the recent movie “Mother!” starring Javier Bardem and Jennifer Lawrence, among others. This is…
Continue...Are we lemmings? Or are we men? Who’s for following Trump over the cliff?
When I hear that Pres. Trump is considering pulling out of the Paris climate accords, it drives me insane. I’m not alone in this feeling. But, I’m not one to complain, I have a solution: PASS A LAW that requires…
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A NEED TO KNOW: The difference between Islamic and Islam-ish
So now, we’re faced with another terrorist atrocity, this one against teenage girls out having a good time listening to music. In whose universe is this a reasonable act? The first thing we should all keep in mind is that…
Continue...I need new words to describe how much I love Willie Nelson.
At this summer’s ACL LIVE in Zilker park, I went to see Willie, because, well, I love Willie. Enough said about that. So. I was standing there in the surging, sweating, stoned out, exuberant crowd, waiting for my muse, my…
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NEWS RELEASE: Publishers Note: This is a work of satire. The situations, and the people discussed, are real, but this publication has no evidence that this meeting ever occurred. We are publishing this because it’s really funny, and G. O.…
Continue...Artists Clad In Leather And Lace Set Off An SXSW Riot of Rednecks
I picked up a couple of folks on Congress, Saturday morning at about 3 AM. Dressed quite provocatively in leather, netting and lace, with nose rings, tattoos, and other accoutrements, I wasn’t surprised when they told me they were performers. …
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We’re starting to gain traction on the #RazzberriesForTrump project. Our official goal is to have 1,000,2020 razzberries for Pres. Trump posted on various social media outlets with the hashtag. I have minions passing out cards all over SXSW to shakers…
Continue...The StankenRose Gazette announces “The Razzberries For Trump Project.
By The Editor, Ross. McGee Dateline: March 10, 2017 , Stankenrose, Texas. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE In commemoration of President Donald J. Trump’s 100th day as President, The Stankenrose Gazette hereby initiates the hashtag #RazzberriesForTrump . If you want to participate…
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