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Razzberry Lessons — prepare for #RazzberriesForTrump Day !
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This little ditty needs a woman’s voice so just imagine you’re hearing Kacey Musgraves sing it, and everything will be OK. If anybody shows some interest in it, I’ll write another verse or two. I could do rhymes with pickle…
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NOTE: Since this video was recorded, Apple has made a great improvement in their Apple Store services. I’m keeping this up because it contains a nice little story. Anyway, go to your nearest Apple Store and you’ll get great service…
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In this little ditty, a modern man confronts the difficult expectations presented in the modern dating world. A man can’t just go out there all hairy and stinky and expect to have any respectable woman give him a look, much…
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https://goo.gl/images/K2U8DA There is only one issue that anybody, anywhere on earth should be worried about right now, because it is the one thing that could END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT. CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL. It doesn’t matter whether you…
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There are two major forces at work in the world today, and no, its not Republicans and Democrats, Christianity and Islam, Good and Evil, and so on ad infinitum: HYPOCRISY AND APATHY ARE THE TWO FORCES THAT ARE DESTROYING CIVILIZATION.…
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For the past 3 years, I’ve been driving around Austin in the middle of the night, delivering people to their appointed rounds. I’ve seen a lot of strange things, and had private conversations with well over 30,000 people providing close…
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Wandering around out by the lake in the middle of the night, all sorts of wacky things happen. One of the reasons Austin is called “wacky town.”
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It was the coldest day in Austin in 4 or 5 years. I was driving Uber to pay the rent, and 3:05 AM found me, with a nice semi drunk woman in the back seat, on top of an icy…
Continue...How I got through the trauma when my dog Wookie died.
My best friend Andrew knew exactly what to do. He did this on his own. I just basked in the glow of his pure, sweet, love. And, of course, had a little fun along the way.
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Every day you get out of bed, ask yourself, “Self, do you want to live, or do you want to die?” Tell the truth, then spend as much of your day possible doing things that promote your decision . You may…
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This is not a love song. In fact, I consider it the OPPOSITE, the anti-matter, the doppelgänger of a love song. A Hate song? Nyaaaa. It’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! NOTE: This is a work in progress. More betterish tracks…
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Pretty much anybody is good at something, at least one thing. I happen to be good at writing. songs poems dramatic scripts fiction storytelling scathing letters ghostwriting Even with all the social media and numerous outlets for ones writing, it’s…
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Good News for those of us who really do want to have eyes in the back of our heads!
By Charles Q. Choi, Live Science Contributor | February 27, 2013 06:01pm ET Eyes hooked up to the tail can help blinded tadpoles see, researchers say. These findings could help guide therapies involving natural or artificial implants, scientists added. A…
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Kids seem to like watching people open up boxes for some reason, so I’m going to do my part in satisfying that need. My unboxings might not be like anybody else’s, but they will be real. If there isn’t at…
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What? You DIDN’T VOTE? Well, we get the Presidents we deserve. Thanks for your apathy. You have no right to complain until the NEXT election.
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By Garrulous O. Fart, reporter for The Stanken Rose Gazette Oct. 6, 2016 EDITORS NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. HOWEVER, IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. THIS IS SUGGESTIVE SATIRE. This reporter has just learned from…
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Long ago, at a high lake in a mountain crater, when the water was perfectly clear and the air was unpolluted, the light at this high altitude created very strong shadows. The native fishermen had a novel way of fishing. …
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