No matter how despicable you may find President Trump to be as a human being, you can’t deny that he is a catalyst for change. If you look at the definition of catalyst, something interesting comes to mind: a substance…
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JOHN Q. PUBLIC FILES $2.4 BILLION CLASS ACTION SUIT CHARGING SEXUAL ENTICEMENT
In Federal Court this morning, a class action suit was filed in the amount of $2.4 Billion, in the name of John Q. Public, with signatories in excess of 27 million men, claiming “Cruel, Unbearable, Incessant Sexual Enticement” against a…
Continue...Trump, the Blade Runner
I went to see “Blade Runner” the other day. I’d resisted going to see it because it was so damn long. It was too long. But, I’m glad I went, because it got me to thinking, which is usually a…
Continue...The Integrity(?) of Trump
EDITORS NOTE: This is a message I sent to my sister prior to the election of President Trump. She had sent me a long email extolling his virtues and how he was chosen by God to transform society, etc. etc.…
Continue...Trump was Open to a Personal Meeting With Kim Jong Un. Then not. Now, they are in Love!
Note: I hate to say “I told you so, but, I did. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED A YEAR AGO, exactly as I foresaw it! Well, not the actual meeting, but Trump did say that he was open to a meeting with KJU.…
Continue...Tweeting Past the Graveyard
Well, isn’t it cute, how Trump has the whole nation in a tizzy? It irks me to see how complacent we all are, assuming that we, the Great Shining City On the Hill, the Manifest Destiny, the Chosen Ones, etc.,…
Continue...If Trump is such a wise Real Estate Tycoon, then why…
According to this website, CURBED.COM , 11 of the known 21 commercial properties owned or controlled by TRUMP companies in the US are on the east or west coast. Most of these properties are within coastal zones that WILL BECOME UNINHABITABLE in a…
Continue...How To Flip the FlipFlopper-In-Chief on the MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE
After my head stopped spinning on the NAFTA flip flop by President Trump, I experienced a denouement. (def: the climax of a chain of events, usually when something is decided or made clear.) It was too familiar. The “Who Knew”…
Continue...TRUMP PROUDLY INTRODUCES CLOTHING ANIMAL EXECUTIVE ORDER
HEAD: TRUMP PROUDLY INTRODUCES NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER ON ANIMAL CLOTHING By The Editor, Ross McGee The Stankenrose Gazette http://giphy.com/gifs/BqqfRZcVOKD9C/html5 WASHINGTON D.C. Donald J. Trump., also known as President Donald J. Trump, or President Trump, or POTUS, or “YOUR MOST EXCELLENT…
Continue...TrumpCare Hits a Speedbump.
CNN just reported that Speaker Ryan has postponed today’s press conference (twice) and now reports that tonight’s vote has been canceled. Finally, this runaway freight train which everybody knew would end in a train wreck for American healthcare has been…
Continue...Why Would Putin Support Trump?
Its no secret that Putin’s main goal in life and in government is to weaken the United States in any way possible. Now, its getting into the realm of “FACT” that his operatives worked to support Trump in this election.…
Continue...What is the Trump Administration Up to with all this obvious incompetence and noise?
Editorial Opinion By Greg McGee Editor In Chief The Stankenrose Gazette March 5, 2017 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE A little known strategy is becoming apparent to me in the behavior of Pres. Trump, his staff and his appointed cabinet members. Let…
Continue...GARRULOUS O. FART REVEALS DISS IN Exclusive Interview with POTUS
NEW SECRET INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP by Garrulous O. Fart., undercover reporter The StankenRose Gazette. NOTE: THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE. SIMILARITIES TO THOSE LIVING OR DEAD ARE INTENTIONAL AND ENTIRELY FLIGHTS OF FANCY Or, are they? FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE…
Continue...NEWS FLASH! TRUMP CAMPAIGN LINKED TO DISS
NEWS RELEASE FROM THE STANKENROSE GAZETTE March 3, 2017 11:07 PM The News Desk. StankenRose, Texas. EDITOR’S NOTE: This is satire. It has no connection to any organization that we know about whatsoever. Or does it? FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE DISS,…
Continue...What, Me Worry?
Trump Meets with The Stanken Rose Gazette Reporter for PEOTUS overview, AGAIN!
Trump Meets with The Stanken Rose Gazette Reporter for PEOTUS preview of his presidential plans. EDITORS NOTE: Garrulous O. Fart stresses that this is a satirical look at a conversation that he is of the opinion is “true”, but there is…
Continue...The Secret Interview: Trump admits he doesn’t want to be President.
By Garrulous O. Fart, Editor The Stanken’ Rose Gazette. EDITORS NOTE: THIS INTERVIEW IS SATIRE. IT NEVER HAPPENED. And, it was conceived BEFORE Trump’s son in law Jared Kirschner took over his campaign and showed him how to win by…
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