by G.O. Fart, Editor in Chief, The Stankenrose Gazette
Suddenly, I’m getting scores of porn “invitations” appearing right there in my documents on Google Drive.
OKOKOK, I go to pornhub occasionally to take a peek, (and so do you, probably, but you might be too hypocritical to admit it….) But I haven’t joined anything or sent them my credit card #, or email address. I’m not that big of a idjit. But, one of these professional cocksuckers got it anyway.
I’ve checked, and in my country, there isn’t anything like an Association of Sucking Sisters (ASS) or the International Sisterhood Underpaid Cocksuckers (ISUC) to regulate this problem.
Now, if I was in this profession I’d certainly rectify that as soon as I …..well I ‘m getting off target here. I do have a message to them all, though: “WAKE UP! You’re ruining your own business model, and ruining porn for everybody who wants it.”
I got off in the woods there. Sorry. Back to my original problem. It’s 2019. My iphone’s smarter than me and my fancy-dancy iMac probably is too, (which isn’t really a stretch.) Jeeez.
Surely there’s a way to stop or regulate this. Well, there isn’t.
Apparently, Google, in all its infinite wizzzzdom and corporate philosophization centred around the moniker “Do No Harm” refuses to do anything about this little alligator in the water, due to freedom of speech issues or some other libtard BS.
The only way to get them to do anything about it, (and it would be very easy) is to pressure them through public humiliation and caterwauling, which is where I need help.
Nobody seems to be listening to me. I told ya’ll how crazy this Trump idjit was, before and after the so-called “election,” and look what’s happening. The entire world is being driven completely insane.
So. Here we go again…Does anybody have any ideas on what to do about this porn thing? Please, put them out here. The world wants to know.
There’s a link to a google support thread that discusses this problem. Click the big red button below. This is not click bait! It’ll actually take you right to that thread. Really! I promise! I’m not selling anything here. I know that’s hard to believe but in this particular instance, …..heck. I know you don’t believe me, so you can also just copy and paste this URL into your browser window if you prefer: https://support.google.com/docs/thread/6743491?hl=en
I’ll end with this quote:
If you think you are too small and powerless to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.
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