Our ace reporter, G.O. Fart, is always out in and about looking for bits of truthyness to slice and dice, or outright lies and hypocricies to stick a pin in. Here are a few of our favorite stories from this washed up old hack who we can’t seem to get rid of, no matter how little we pay him.
Virus Gunslingers Needed
by G.O.Fart, Editor, The StankenRose Gazette Every living thing in the universe, and probably all the dead things too, exist within a dominance hierarchy. In…
I’m done with Trump. NOT.
Originally published Sept. 15, 2019 You may have noticed that I stopped trying to make fun of President Trump a few months ago. Why? There’s…
The Assassination of A General
G.O.Fart thinks there are underlying issues to the Soulemani assassination.
Cocksuckers. Can’t live with em, can’t shoot ’em!
by G.O. Fart, Editor in Chief, The Stankenrose Gazette Suddenly, I’m getting scores of porn “invitations” appearing right there in my documents on Google Drive. …
The WALL Problem
Mr. President, all you need is a new ACRONYM: W.A.L.L. (Wandering Airborne Liberty Line) Can we please reopen the government now?
The Mexico Border Crisis: From A Nicaraguan’s Point of View
Socialist shadow groups in Nicaragua, fronted by President Ortega, and possibly even Bolanos, started recruiting people to create a caravan to the US border to…
Hey Acosta! Congratulations on getting your pass back. Now ask THIS question, please:
The question I wish Jim Acosta (or any White House Press Corps Reporter) would ask Trump.
A Mid-Term Nightmare
by G. O. Fart I had a nightmare last night. I feel like this is going to be Deja Vu all over again. Its Wednesday morning,…
Trump is lying again. And again…..and again. What else is new?
Trump is lying to you about the necessity (and effectiveness) of a 1954 mile long border wall. The last time this kind of thing was…
Tweeting Past the Graveyard
Well, isn’t it cute, how Trump has the whole nation in a tizzy? It irks me to see how complacent we all are, assuming that…
If Trump is such a wise Real Estate Tycoon, then why…
According to this website, CURBED.COM , 11 of the known 21 commercial properties owned or controlled by TRUMP companies in the US are on the east or…
How To Flip the FlipFlopper-In-Chief on the MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE
After my head stopped spinning on the NAFTA flip flop by President Trump, I experienced a denouement. (def: the climax of a chain of events,…
TRUMP PROUDLY INTRODUCES CLOTHING ANIMAL EXECUTIVE ORDER
HEAD: TRUMP PROUDLY INTRODUCES NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER ON ANIMAL CLOTHING By The Editor, Ross McGee The Stankenrose Gazette http://giphy.com/gifs/BqqfRZcVOKD9C/html5 WASHINGTON D.C. Donald J. Trump., also…
TrumpCare Hits a Speedbump.
CNN just reported that Speaker Ryan has postponed today’s press conference (twice) and now reports that tonight’s vote has been canceled. Finally, this runaway freight…
Why Would Putin Support Trump?
Its no secret that Putin’s main goal in life and in government is to weaken the United States in any way possible. Now, its getting…
What is the Trump Administration Up to with all this obvious incompetence and noise?
Editorial Opinion By Greg McGee Editor In Chief The Stankenrose Gazette March 5, 2017 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE A little known strategy is becoming apparent to…
GARRULOUS O. FART REVEALS DISS IN Exclusive Interview with POTUS
NEW SECRET INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP by Garrulous O. Fart., undercover reporter The StankenRose Gazette. NOTE: THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE. SIMILARITIES TO THOSE…
NEWS FLASH! TRUMP CAMPAIGN LINKED TO DISS
NEWS RELEASE FROM THE STANKENROSE GAZETTE March 3, 2017 11:07 PM The News Desk. StankenRose, Texas. EDITOR’S NOTE: This is satire. It has no connection…
Trump Meets with The Stanken Rose Gazette Reporter for PEOTUS overview, AGAIN!
Trump Meets with The Stanken Rose Gazette Reporter for PEOTUS preview of his presidential plans. EDITORS NOTE: Garrulous O. Fart stresses that this is a satirical…
The Secret Interview: Trump admits he doesn’t want to be President.
By Garrulous O. Fart, Editor The Stanken’ Rose Gazette. EDITORS NOTE: THIS INTERVIEW IS SATIRE. IT NEVER HAPPENED. And, it was conceived BEFORE Trump’s son…
Presidential Debates Are About To Change, BIG TIME!
By Garrulous O. Fart, reporter for The Stanken Rose Gazette Oct. 6, 2016 EDITORS NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. HOWEVER, IT…
Trumps Doctor Sets The Record Straight.
By Garrulous O. Fart Publisher, The Stanken Rose Gazette NOTE: This is satire. In an exclusive interview with Donald J. Trump’s very personal physician, the…
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