NEWS RELEASE FROM THE STANKENROSE GAZETTE
March 3, 2017 11:07 PM
The News Desk. StankenRose, Texas.
EDITOR’S NOTE: This is satire. It has no connection to any organization that we know about whatsoever.
Or does it?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
DISS, acronym for “The Disinhibition Information and Services Society,” a Non-Profit Organization devoted to research and support for the sufferers of the rare condition “disinhibition syndrome,” announced today that they have previously been in contact with Donald J. Trump, now President Donald J. Trump, in negotiations for him to become the spokesperson for the disease “disinhibition syndrome.” In the institution’s news release, they stated that “Mr. Trump, according to our diagnosis and that of his physicians and the DSMO (Diagnostic Statistical Manual Of Mental Health) is a longtime sufferer of this condition disinhibition syndrome, reportedly since childhood. The organization felt that he would be “the perfect, high profile representative of our brand to the world. His rise to great wealth and power, despite the limitations of disinhibition syndrome should be a light to the world of what is possible, no matter who you are.”
According toWikiPedia, and the DSMO, “disinhibition,” in psychology, is defined as “a lack of restraint manifested in disregard for social conventions, impulsivity, and poor risk assessment. Disinhibition affects motor, instinctual, emotional, cognitive, and perceptual aspects with signs and symptoms similar to the diagnostic criteria for mania.”
More from the DISS news release: “To facilitate this end, it was “”due to a suggestion by unnamed DISS officials,”” that Mr. Trump agreed to enter a bid for the presidency. At first, no more than a publicity stunt, this project, infused by Mr. Trump’s buoyant personality and unfettered, politically incorrect style in public speaking, began to take hold of what in earlier times has been called “the silent majority.”
But this time, it was another silent majority. It was the millions of politically conservative, white, reactionary, and often racist Americans that were sick and tired of the effects of “liberal politics on their nation.” Apparently, these attributes still run deep in the American culture. “Who knew?” asked the executives of DISS.
Their contributions of massive amounts of money and support toward Trump’s campaign may have been a little known fact. But the result of this relationship is evident.
No matter how surreal, even unbelievable it seems, it IS undeniable that Donald J. Trump, a disinhibition syndrome survivor, is now the President of the United States of America.