The imaginary “Kazoo Starship” arrived in the imaginary town of Stanken Rose today, and everybody is just beside themselves with glee! If you’ve been holding off on hiring The Inter-Regional…
Continue...Angels In The Fog
A poem by Greg McGee. 1/1/2019 (This is a true story, of what happened to me on New Years Morning, 2019 at about 1:20 A.M.) Driving by a crescent moon.…
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There’s something to be learned from the story of Nero. I heard on the news yesterday that the average narcissist is usually a very happy person. They are free of…
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I’ve been getting a lot of interest in this film I made back in the 20th century by the name of “Dancy Street.” If you don’t want to read the…
Continue...You don’t believe me?
Ok, many people think I’m yanking their chain on this Academy Award Nomination thing. I did get one, that’s a fact. Back in 1975. For the 16mm film Dancy Street,…
Continue...Where’s MY Dragon???
This song is sort of an evaluation of my long career trying to “SAVE” people, usually women that I thought needed some sort of help. Well, it’s a thankless task,…
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Mr. President, all you need is a new ACRONYM: W.A.L.L.
(Wandering Airborne Liberty Line)
Can we please reopen the government now?
Tinder Hearted Fools
This is a commentary on the phenomenon of “online dating.” Whether or not it’s a good thing, I’m leaving it up to you. You decide what you’re gonna do. I’ve…
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We don’t need your…air. And stay the hell away from ours!
Continue...A Message from John.
My birthday is December 8, 1950. Exactly 30 years later, a disturbed idiot took John Lennon’s life. A pointless murder, that robbed the world of a lot of music yet…
Continue...The Mexico Border Crisis: From A Nicaraguan’s Point of View
Socialist shadow groups in Nicaragua, fronted by President Ortega, and possibly even Bolanos, started recruiting people to create a caravan to the US border to demand asylum in the U.S. With dreams of freedom in America, good jobs, and the promise of support all along the way to through Mexico to the U.S. border, they preyed on poor, desperate, people who are sick of war, drugs, crime and corruption. It was an easy sell, and it was all lies. The rosy picture of a great life in the U.S., in particular, was a ruse. It’s not at all that great being an alien in the real USA, legal or illegal.
Continue...Overcoming Fear!
I shot this one day after a big rainstorm, as I was out exploring a nearby park with my nephew ( and best friend) Andrew. It’s just so durn cute,…
Continue...Hey Acosta! Congratulations on getting your pass back. Now ask THIS question, please:
The question I wish Jim Acosta (or any White House Press Corps Reporter) would ask Trump.
Continue...Twelve Characteristics Of The Antisocial Personality
The antisocial personality has the following attributes: 1. He or she speaks only in very broad generalities. “They say … ” “Everybody thinks …” “Everyone knows … ” and such expressions…
Continue...The Pants
I have absolutely nothing to say about this. Very nice, sensible shoes, though. –The Editor
Continue...Another Swamp Creature revealed
John Oliver, on his Sunday Night show “Last Week Tonight,” repeated the cell phone number that was publicly posted by Scott Angelle, director of BSEE, the Bureau of Safety and…
Continue...A Mid-Term Nightmare
by G. O. Fart I had a nightmare last night. I feel like this is going to be Deja Vu all over again. Its Wednesday morning, November 7, 2018. 8 AM.…
Continue...Trump is lying again. And again…..and again. What else is new?
Trump is lying to you about the necessity (and effectiveness) of a 1954 mile long border wall. The last time this kind of thing was tried, in China, it took…
Continue...The True Story of how I broke 8 ribs..
OK, so, I was up on a chair… getting a carton of water bottles down from a shelf above the refrigerator. I’d just learned that Austin’s water was on the…
Continue...Criminal Click Farms
INVASION As you read this, somewhere in a Russian or Chinese city, perhaps Krasnodar, or Guangzhou or Tianjin, there are large rooms full of people with fake identities and social…
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